All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...