Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...