Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...