He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...