So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...