Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...