No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...