Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...