picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...