The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...