Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...