The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.