The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...