Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...