The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...