What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...