College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...