Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...