Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...