Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...