The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...