Elmo
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An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Business one-liners 01
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