Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...