The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...