Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...