Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...