What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...