3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...