yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...