Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...