Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...