Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...