Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...