The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....