Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...