I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer