Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...