The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...