What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The Shoplifter…
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
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How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
The blonde and the screen door
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Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...