Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...