Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....