What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...