Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...