Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...