Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...