Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...