File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...