Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...