yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.