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Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...